Ask a Half-Orc

Dear Cooper, I stopped smoking two months ago, but I find that I'm still coughing up blobs of brown phlegm every morning. Will this ev...

Dear Cooper, My physics teacher told me that, given two options, an electrical current will flow through the path of least resistance. Wit...

Dear Cooper, I'm 22 years old, and have had all four of my wisdom teeth removed. Recently I've noticed another tooth coming in at ...

Dear Cooper, I think a lot of your readers would like to know how your half-orc penis compares to that of a normal human penis. I ain'...

Dear Cooper, I'm hosting a dinner party this coming weekend, and one of the guests I'm expecting is a vegan. While I don't wan...

Dear Cooper, How can you tell a satsuma from a tangerine? Thanks! Cindy in St. Louis. Dear Cindy, Why don't you try shoving ...

Dear Cooper, I have a small lump on my right testicle. My doctor says it's just a fat deposit, but I can't help but worry. What sh...