Tuesday, July 31, 2012

Daffy Dennis writes:


Dear Cooper,

I'm having trouble growing my daffodils. Do you think the soil I'm using may be too acidic, or are daffodils just not in season right now?

Sincerely,

Daffy Dennis.




Dear Daffy Dennis,

Do I smell like a pussy to you? If your answer is yes, then you should tell your mom she needs to bathe more often.

Cooper.