Friday, August 3, 2012

Cindy in St. Louis writes:

Dear Cooper,

How can you tell a satsuma from a tangerine?

Thanks!

Cindy in St. Louis.



Dear Cindy,

Why don't you try shoving them each up your ass. The one that touches the sides is most likely a grapefruit. Seriously, I don't have time for this bullshit.

Cooper.

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