Sunday, August 12, 2012

Hacking Harry writes:

Dear Cooper,

I stopped smoking two months ago, but I find that I'm still coughing up blobs of brown phlegm every morning. Will this ever end?

Sincerely,

Hacking Harry.



Dear Harry,

After two months, I think it's safe to assume that smoking was never the cause of your problem to begin with. I would recommend that you stop inhaling while hobos ejaculate into your mouth. It's called a "blow" job for a reason.

Good luck.

Cooper.

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