Toothy Tina writes:

Dear Cooper,

I'm 22 years old, and have had all four of my wisdom teeth removed. Recently I've noticed another tooth coming in at the back of my lower jaw. Is this normal?

Sincerely,

Toothy Tina.



Dear Toothy Tina,

If you're seeking help, it's best not to speak in metaphors. Fortunately for you, I know how to read between the lines, and this problem is more common than you think. You are not alone.

Semen is not a recognized source of flouride. I don't care what your stepfather tells you.

Cooper.